{"product_id":"news-flash-patch","title":"News Flash Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBREAKING NEWS: Everything is fucked! Why sugarcoat reality, when you can wear it? This patch captures the universal vibe of throwing your papers in the air and declaring it’s all gone to hell. Easy to iron on, impossible to ignore—stick it on your bag, jacket, or laptop sleeve and let everyone know the forecast is permanently doomed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCapturing iconic artwork by artist Steven Rhodes and turning it into wearable art, this patch utilizes detailed woven embroidery to fully-realize the artwork even at a smaller scale. Rhode's signature dark humor mixed with childhood memories stands out for anyone looking to define their personal style on their jacket, bag, or hat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJacket patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron-on backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMerrowed edge stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWoven embroidery design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh detail preserving original art\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficially-licensed Steven Rhodes merch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReleased by Snark Totes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in branded packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasurements: 3\" x 2.75\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Steven Rhodes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42766778073168,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/1521\/files\/steven-rhodes-patch-everything-sucks.jpg?v=1783457005","url":"https:\/\/www.strange-ways.com\/products\/news-flash-patch","provider":"Strange Ways","version":"1.0","type":"link"}